What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Vera Rubin quarter coin released by US Mint - BBC Sky at Night Magazine

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

NASA Hides The Emmy It Just Won (Update) - NASA Watch

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson Team Up in ‘Naked Gun’ Reboot’s Full Trailer - Yahoo

So they tried

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Archaeologists find what may be the first definitive proof that Neanderthals made artwork - Earth.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do you write?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Big Tech Is Back in S&P 500 Driver’s Seat as Profit Engines Hum - Bloomberg

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What was the weakest period in US history in terms of military strength? Was it during World War II or the Vietnam War?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

NASA KSC Workforce Transformation (Layoff) Update - NASA Watch

No go.

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

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Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

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