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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:05

Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Vera Rubin quarter coin released by US Mint - BBC Sky at Night Magazine
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson Team Up in ‘Naked Gun’ Reboot’s Full Trailer - Yahoo
So they tried
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Trump faces backlash from Maga base after strikes on Iran - Financial Times
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Big Tech Is Back in S&P 500 Driver’s Seat as Profit Engines Hum - Bloomberg
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
NASA KSC Workforce Transformation (Layoff) Update - NASA Watch
No go.
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Quo adipisci nostrum sunt ut ducimus quaerat sit quaerat.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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